Always look on the bright side of death.

I'm thinking you must be Danish because of the Monty Python joke - Danes love that damn movie.

Unfortunately it looks like someone who didn't get it downvoted you. Welcome to HN!

Apple used to be able to say 'we don't have that capability' if, for example, a Turkish judge ordered them to scan phones for a certain picture of Erdogan. What are they going to say now?

Ever more centralisation of power is the EU's prime directive. If you believe power should rest with the people, you should be against the EU.