Well, don't feel bad. That machine will get what's coming to it when they outsource its job overseas.

Beware if your job could be done by a simple script and you get lippy with the sysadmin...

Fortunately this machine seems to be immune against that.

Now if they made a variety that turned itself on, that would be something.

Reminds me of that hack I read about, where someone used a CD tray on an old machine to hit the reset button of another.