Woah. This thread just hit me in a - ridiculously - profound way.
The day the Internet died.
On HN, of course.
Putting off dealing with my divorce.
And wishing Paul Allen were still alive.
Where were you when YouTube died
On HN of course
and why were you not offline
putting off dealing with my divorce
I wish paul allen was still alive
..?
(has more of a feel to it, alternating rhymes.)