Python, sure, but replacing Bash with Node just seems like replacing a language crippled by its need to be backward compatible with (Bourne) sh with a language crippled by its need to be backward compatible with what Brandon Eich came up with in two weeks in 1995.
It wouldn't be my first choice either, but modern JavaScript isn't backwards-compatible, it is at least possible to write reliable and robust code if you take some care and know what options to enable, and it's mostly consistent across platforms. Last month, I spent a week trying to handle all of the possible error conditions in an overgrown bash script. It was immeasurably worse.
Python is the more direct substitute, though: it's built-in to almost every platform, and the Python 3 stagnation has even given us a consistent version: 2.7.
Python, sure, but replacing Bash with Node just seems like replacing a language crippled by its need to be backward compatible with (Bourne) sh with a language crippled by its need to be backward compatible with what Brandon Eich came up with in two weeks in 1995.