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Enter Bob Saget

> Yeetlock says "Let me guess... You're Bob Saget."

You hear a loud "Tch." from the other end of the line. "Correct." "Then why did you call?

> hacker1 opens a hatch on the side of the Pony to find Bob Saget hiding inside.

You hear a loud "Tch." from the other end of the line. Bob walks out and reveals his lupine form. "I thought only werewolves could change during the full moon.

> hacker1 says "Tch"

"I have a plan... But I need you to distract the guard at the cockpit so I can get inside. You look tough enough, and this uniform should do the trick. You agree to help Bob. "

> Yeetlock casts a spell on Bob Saget making him very small.

The guard at the cockpit doesn't even bat an eye as Bob enters the cockpit. "Alright, I need you to push the button that says 'Play 40's Hits' over there."

> Yeetlock pushes the button called 'play 40's hits'

The music begins to blare out. Bob gets his revenge on the guard and dances along to the music.

> Yeetlock says "How did you know that the guard hated 40's hits so badly?"

"...Because I took Chemistry." "...What?" "I took Chemistry... And I know that all carbon based life forms have a sense of rhythm. Go check his pulse."

> Yeetlock checks the guard's pulse.

There's a faint pulse, but it's very weak.Bob dances to the music in the cockpit. Meanwhile, you sneak back towards the door where the guard is standing.

> Yeetlock calls Bounty the pony to come over.

The pony walks over to the doorway.The guard turns around to look at the pony, and Bounty immediately kicks the guard in the head, knocking him out.

> Yeetlock says "Thanks Bounty, you're the best."

Bob says "Alright, the ship is mine." He begins walking through the hallways of the ship.

> Yeetlock says "So what is your ultimate plan Bob?"

"...I'm going to get the original plans for the ship so I can rebuild it's technology to use as my own." "Really? That's bold. I didn't expect you'd go that route."



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