You're right, fast food is probably not the primary offender, and there are many causes (HFCS, seed oils, not cooking, abundance in general), and future is overdetermined... but fast food definitely carries some responsibility for the obesity epidemic.
Same with porn and Pornhub. But it is the mental tobacco of our time.
You should check your history. Tobacco was native to South America and introduced to the rest of the world in the 1500s. You could argue it is prehistoric to South America, but that is very different from "barely more recent than drawing."
Hemp smoking, on the other hand, has been traced back to many prehistoric sites in asia and africa which would fit your description much better.