The comment you replied to says that their MacBook M1 does not have those features.
It does not have an SD card slot not MagSafe because it was a 13” M1 MacBook Pro. Nobody claimed that their MacBook was the latest chassis, just that it had an M1.
> The M2-based 13" still has two USB-C on the same side and no SD
One can easily interpret their comment to say that they are happy it still has USB-C on both sides. Most non-MacBooks have one or two ports, generally on one side only. With the addition of other ports, Apple could have very well removed some of the USB-C ports.
I’m not sure why you are trying to insist that they don’t know their own laptop. They even provided you a link showing the model did in fact exist.
The M2-based 13" still has two USB-C on the same side and no SD: https://www.apple.com/macbook-pro-13/specs/