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If you're this good when trolling for 5 minutes, I would be amazed to see you work seriously. Honestly some of those ideas are... terrible, of course, but awesome in their own distorted way. And also very Ive-like.

Bravo, sir.



This is hardly trolling. I just birthed 12 startups.


I have 12 checks ready to go.


This completely sells it


Just imagine a Ive-designed retina-scanning-orb! Easily worth a billion to SoftBank, easily!


Consumers will love it. Give them 50 NewBucks™ for their service and you'll get retinas by the billions.


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And you've been politely asked to stop, repeatedly


I need a self driving Segway, yesterday.


Should be able to avoid cliffs without a radar. You can always add it back later anyway.




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