Well there’s always the priesthood.

That branch of religion has better uniforms anyway.

That is a solid plan. And a Cardinals uniform looks good. Now I just need to settle the marriage thing that is going.

Nah, priests are definitely solved.

My church had the altar boy set an iPhone 18 on the altar and said “Give a sermon” to ChatGPT voice mode.

I'm only 80% sure you're joking