You must be talking to the wrong startups, then. We've never claimed to be making the next Google. I didn't get laid much in high school, but I quickly made up for lost time afterwards. I already am someone in this world by virtue of existing, so that's covered too.

You seem to want all startups to be depressed and self-loathing. Those stories might be hard to come by since they're two qualities that most entrepreneurs simply do not have, at least not consistently.