I'm also still on the MacBook Pro M1 and it's amazing. But this new one makes me drool. I am happy to see MagSafe back and the SD card slot and USB-C ports on both sides.
Now someone grab my arms before I dump water on this keyboard.
The comment you replied to says that their MacBook M1 does not have those features.
It does not have an SD card slot not MagSafe because it was a 13” M1 MacBook Pro. Nobody claimed that their MacBook was the latest chassis, just that it had an M1.
> The M2-based 13" still has two USB-C on the same side and no SD
One can easily interpret their comment to say that they are happy it still has USB-C on both sides. Most non-MacBooks have one or two ports, generally on one side only. With the addition of other ports, Apple could have very well removed some of the USB-C ports.
I’m not sure why you are trying to insist that they don’t know their own laptop. They even provided you a link showing the model did in fact exist.
Now someone grab my arms before I dump water on this keyboard.